Photo courtesy of redpopaccidents.
The Metro Board has formally approved new Metro fare gates in order to discourage new ridership and confuse current riders.
New Metro fare gates will require prospective muggers, terrorists, and other unwashed patrons to buy a ticket before descending upon defenseless commuters. Al Qaeda, flush with oil revenue from Iraq, decides that LA’s subway fare is too expensive to warrant terrorism and decides to barbecue pork rinds instead.
(sorry, I couldn’t even try to be serious with this one, the logic is too ludicrous.)
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