Metro Takes Courageous New Security Steps
Added on Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Photo courtesy of redpopaccidents.
New Metro fare gates will require prospective muggers, terrorists, and other unwashed patrons to buy a ticket before descending upon defenseless commuters. Al Qaeda, flush with oil revenue from Iraq, decides that LA’s subway fare is too expensive to warrant terrorism and decides to barbecue pork rinds instead.
(sorry, I couldn’t even try to be serious with this one, the logic is too ludicrous.)



