Return of the Mole

Added on Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Los Angeles Metro Mole

It’s been quite a while since we last caught up with the Los Angeles Metro Mole and his intrepid quest to expose the Los Angeles Metropolitan Transportation Authority for the wasteful, inefficient, mess that it is.  Suffice it to say, the Mole is no Metro fanboi.  Our furry friend returned at the end of March with a brand new scathing review of Metro’s operations coupled with reports from the road and flights of fancy.

Here’s a sampling of what you’ll find in the complete posting:

  • The Culver City Bus pwns Metro with new technology that makes it clear who’s driving.
  • Signage at the LAX Bus Center improves from 0% correct to 33% correct.
  • At long last, the Mole find his next transit Dulcinea, in the form of an Australian tourist hoping to find a bus to Venice Beach.
  • A 780 bus driver, when faced with the Mole’s truth serum, reveals that the Automatic Stop Announcements are never updated.