While You Wait, Take In A Show

Another day, another let down. But I can’t write another complaint; I don’t have it in me. This blog has to be informative as well. So here’s a short informative post on one of the many ways to beat the heat this summer while riding Metro or any of the other modes of public transit this wonderful city/county has to offer.

Step 1, lean against the bus sign and take in the constant entertainment around you because you just might witness this.

Though it was blistering outside, the wait seemed to pass in cool fashion. Perhaps it was the breeze from the gas burning Chevy Tahoe’s and Nissan Armada’s passing by that was cooling me. Or perhaps it was the ranting of two crazies yelling at each other from across Beverly Blvd.

To catch us all up, it seemed the gentleman on the south side of the street was contending that the gentleman to my left, on the north side of Beverly, was, “crazy as shit.” However, said crazy next to me disagreed and as rebuttal to the Kobe Bryant-jersied attacker, suggested that he, “suck (his) dick.” In fact, after reviewing his offer to Kobe, North Side Crazy thought it better to be generous than frugal, a good Christian I thought, and swung his cane in a sweeping circle, phallic like, suggesting aloud that all were welcome to “suck” his bounty.

Not to be outdone, Kobe offered to not only allow everyone to suck his much bigger dick, he also let us all know that if we preferred it, he would be willing to, “fuck (us) all in the ass.” Inspired, North Side Crazy, bent over placing his head and shoulders against a nearby wall and informed Kobe that he was right there, “for the fucking!” This riled up Kobe quite a bit causing him to spew gibberish for the next three minutes, which seemed to amuse the North Sider more than anything to that point, laughing like a hyena and stomping in place. Kobe finally stopped yelling and went back to his declaration that his member was by far the biggest in the world as the North Side Crazy swung his dented cane around like a wilting jump rope.

This continued for some time and though I wanted to stick around to see who would win the monumental debate not seen since Abraham Lincoln faced off with Stephen Douglass, I had to get on my bus. Good luck you guys. Hope to see you tomorrow for round two.